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THE CORE LOOP, START TO SETTLEMENT

HOW IT WORKS

someone talked shit. now what?

It begins the moment somebody says "I'll put a sandwich on it." From there, Sandwich Bets handles the paperwork — issuance, negotiation, the decorative odds ritual, and the part everyone forgets: actually settling.

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SEVEN STEPS

SHIT-TALK TO SETTLEMENT

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THE SETTLEMENT INSTRUMENT

ANATOMY OF A SANDWICH STAKE

Every bet settles in exactly one sandwich. You define what that sandwich is before anyone commits.

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NO CASH · NO CRYPTO · NO POINTS · JUST LUNCH
THE RITUAL

GENERATE ODDS

Once both sides accept, the issuer taps Generate Odds and the book performs a dramatic, completely pointless calculation. It assigns American-style odds based on a wholly unrelated prediction market, then explains its reasoning with total confidence.

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BASIS MARKET
GTA VI Fall Release Confidence Index
YOU
+140
MARCUS
−160
THE BOOK'S RATIONALE
Marcus is reading the leaks harder than anyone. The model respects conviction it cannot verify.
DECORATIVE ODDS. NO EFFECT ON SETTLEMENT.
WHEN IT EXPIRES

SETTLE THE BEEF

Four ways a sandwich matter ends. Pick one. The ledger records it forever.

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FULFILLMENT IS PHYSICAL.
Settling the beef just decides who owes. The sandwich still has to change hands. Until it's delivered, it sits in the ledger as an Outstanding Deli Obligation — and the app will not let either of you forget.
REASONABLE QUESTIONS

BUT, LIKE… WHY?

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READY TO PUT A SANDWICH ON IT?

Claim your handle before the people you argue with do.

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Sandwich Bets

A private lunch-debt enforcement tool built inside a sticker-covered mountain-town deli sportsbook. Someone talked shit. The app remembers.

no cash · no crypto · just lunch
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© 2026 SANDWICH BETS, LLC · sandwichbets.com · ALL BEEFS RESERVED
DECORATIVE ODDS · REAL LUNCH CONSEQUENCES · ONE SANDWICH MAX
Sandwich Bets is a social novelty for friendly wagers between people who know each other. Odds displayed in the app are decorative and have no bearing on settlement. No money is wagered, held, or paid out. Every bet settles in exactly one (1) sandwich, subject to the agreed price cap. Please snack responsibly.